Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Mo-tard

someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.

That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!

by sdmichele September 12, 2020

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.

"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."

by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012

Tard Pass

When a retard gets to do what they want because they have retarted syndrome.

Matthew: Why does Alexis get to do nothing and pass.
Reames: She has a Tard Pass now shut it.

by NoThoticus March 27, 2019

tard of the test

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.

Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.

by cyberfazed February 1, 2018

tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.

I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.

by rimlover September 12, 2010