pussy shower

To get showered with a girls pussy and have her love juices splash and squirt all over you.

I was sucking my girlfriends pussy last night and I was getting a pussy shower all over my face as she came over and over again!

by paulmor909 November 11, 2013

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Callie shower

When a girl squirts in your face

Dude, that girl gave me a Callie shower

by bigBALLS1558 February 4, 2015

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When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.

Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.

by dudetagged September 25, 2009

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shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016

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Shower Shampoo

When some lazy bastard wants to clean his shower but is only reminded of the task every time he gets in to use it so he squirts shampoo all over the floor of the shower and kicks it around until the bubbles stop and he calls it clean. His logic being: Hey it works on hair right?

Guy 1: Dude! The shower looks great! Did you finally break down and clean it?
Guy 2: Nah, I just gave it the old "shower shampoo".

by JaysJob August 20, 2009

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