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excalibur dick

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.
She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015
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crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
by userbits March 7, 2010
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dick twad

1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility
Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...
by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017
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Dick-chaser

Someone who is obsessed with or always talking about guys, could be both male or female.
1.Gregg is the biggest dick-chaser, he talks about Tom all day.

2.Gregg is dick-chasing Tom, tell him to stop.

3.Pamela is totally dick-chasing me bro, did you see her at the party?
by koolko January 18, 2011
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Dick Rail

To snort cocaine off a man's erect junk.
Walking in on a girl performing this task and she replies with, "relax it's just a dick rail"
by Brealz October 12, 2008
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rat’s dick

Something you would willingly give, on a par with giving a rat’s ass, when you care about someone or something.
Let me assure you, I don’t give a rat’s dick..
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick
A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.
by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011
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