human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.

My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.

by CMScheids August 12, 2021

Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)

Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede

by Fyuria May 24, 2011

human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

Human Bomb

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)

“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”

by The International Dictionary December 27, 2020

human mosquito

Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.

That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.

by RasSpoa July 24, 2021

domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.

me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.

by shadowwhy1 December 3, 2018

Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.

Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011