The beard in which grows upon the 2nd chin which is actually more upon the neck such as in the case of a double chin.
by Sha~Mari November 11, 2018
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The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017
Get the battle beard mug.A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
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That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
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