Mug

GOD JUST BUY A MUG FOR YOUR FRIEND LISSA ALREADY JESUS.

you: on urban dictionary
me: makes something
urban dictionary: PLZ PLZ PLZ BUY A FRICKING MUG FOR YOUR DOG JAMES

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022

a mug's game

an activity in which it is foolish to engage because it is likely to be unsuccessful or dangerous.

"playing with drugs is a mug's game"

by Arminkshipper January 1, 2025

Morning Mug

Your father's mug that he always used every morning while reading a newspaper, AND watching the news. He claims that he's had it since 12 and you wonder, God knows what he had in there.

Son: "Hey dad what's your favorite thing in the world?"

Father: "other than you and your absolute voluptuous mother, It's this morning mug that my father gave me, and his father gave him. Later when you're worthy of it, I'll let you have it."

by TheJohnyoudontknowitsgibberous November 9, 2025

No Mug

When Urban Dictionary doesn't get you a mug.

Me: No mug.

Urban Dictionnary: Get a No Mug Mug for your area 51 alien bunny demon.

by AlmostMyName November 2, 2020

Mug exchange blue balls

Office terminology. When you have a mug exchange scheduled, but one of the participating members calls out of work that day or claims their mug hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. Therefore, postponing the mug exchange.

Lissett called out of work and left me with Mug exchange blue balls.

by michaellu March 10, 2019

cute mug

cute mug is cute

one day cute mug went on a walk

by coolgirlXD March 1, 2021

horse mug

someone with a face looking like a horse

that russian has an annoying horse mug

by xupypr January 21, 2024