Mathamtaticus Gardener

A mathamatical gardener who once worked for the king of athena. In the land of the gods.

And the Mathamtaticus Gardener saw athena and swiftly offered his head but he was rejected intimately.

by Henry broice September 21, 2021

Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses

I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work

by D Flawless July 19, 2022

Snoop's Garden Special

Weed, Kush, Marijuana, etc.

Jason, Grace, and Mark met up every Thursday to smoke some Snoop's Garden Special.

by Meskobolts June 2, 2016

Caleb gardener

spend before you think

caleb gardener spends money

by 0atb March 14, 2023

Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.

Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.

by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021

Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr.

In country recording artist Miranda Lambert's 2010 hit single titled "The House That Built Me", there is a verse that says, "Mama cut out pictures of houses for years from Better Homes and Gardens magazine".

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020