Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.

stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher

by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

Chamoy Pickle Kit from Tiktok Shop

A delicious pickle kit you can buy in the tiktok shop. Basically a DIY chamoy pickle kit with whatever chemicals tiktok puts in them. Often eaten while your rose toy is connected

Teacher: I said no Chamoy Pickle Kits in class!!
Student: I DON'T CARE!!! *eats chamoy pickle kit from tiktok shop while using rose toy simultaneously*📳I'M USING MY ROSE TOY🌹

by ROSE.TOY.ABUSER ;-; December 27, 2023

Peak tiktok

Peak tiktok was around december 2021 to January 2022, when Five Nights at Freddy's and the backrooms were mainstream, when tiktok was truly something you looked forward to watching. And when you did, you enjoyed it like you never did.

I wish we could go back to peak tiktok, those were the days man.

by bennyersselim June 5, 2023

TikTok

This app is actually pretty fun but you’re just gonna deny it- don’t lie tho, it’s addictive....

“TikTok is amazing you just say it’s not cause you’re a liar”

by Thereallytruedefinitions June 9, 2020

Rise on tiktok (and YouTube)

Rise is hot and insane at gorilla tag

Wow it’s Rise on tiktok (and YouTube) we should go and play angry birds

by Daddy Rise March 4, 2022

TikTok

A Disease

Person 1 : Hey! Do You Have TikTok
Person 2 : The Disease That Started With 15 Years Old Emo Males Trying To Look Good, Nah!

by IDontLikeTikTok69420 February 20, 2022

TikTok

absolute dogshit app with the worst things a human being could even fucking do.
if you have TikTok, you're around retards with a small amount of actual funny people.
GOD most of humanity has devolved.

Guy 1: hey bro u use TikTok??
Guy 2: do not talk to me ever again, get the fuck out there's the door you fucking cuckhong
Guy 1: what's wro-
Guy 2: please leave TikTok sucks

by LeonTheRedGuy and Stuff November 2, 2021