A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 11, 2013
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Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
Completely ignorant to the outside world.
Usually this person is standing or walking slow as balls
with their eyes glued to their phone.
I told Brad the story about my ex, but he was in a phone-coma he didn't hear anything I said.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
Bro, that guy almost got hit by a car and he didn't even notice!
I know bro, he's in a phone-coma.
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Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors
Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
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