The contorted and often stupid look on your face after taking a shot of liquor or drinking a stiff cocktail. Attempts to conceal your liquor face from others usually have mostly only partial effectiveness unless you've become a professional lush, which can take many years of rigorous training. Similar to the O-Face but less rewarding.
by MrSnooze May 28, 2010
Get the liquor facemug. The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011
Get the Stoney Facemug. A girl who has an absolutely gorgeous body, but leaves much to be desired in the facial region. It sounds like a compliment, but it really isn't. read also: everything about her was great, BUT HER FACE.
by Nikki March 24, 2005
Get the Butter Facemug. by BABYxxBEAST February 2, 2009
Get the STiCKY FACEmug. You're about to be executed by firing squad. Most likely for being a political dissident or degenerate.
”What do you mean I can't change my son's gender?”
”No time to explain, Ma’am, please face the wall.”
”No time to explain, Ma’am, please face the wall.”
by Fulwin September 11, 2020
Get the Face The Wallmug. A derogatory term used to describe a person that is unaware of their ignorance on a certain topic despite insistence that they know what they are doing.
The term came from a Cornell University paper called "Unskilled and Unaware of It" by Justin Kruger and David Dunning. The paper describes that generally the more intelligent tend to underestimate their abilities because they know what they don't know. On the opposite side those the are ignorant tend to not know what they are talking about yet feel that they do.
In the paper an example is given of a man who smears lemon juice on his face because he thinks that it will keep cameras from seeing his face. After he robs a bank he is captured thanks to the bank camera footage. Even when shown the footage he could not comprehend how it didn't work. Hence the term lemon face.
The term came from a Cornell University paper called "Unskilled and Unaware of It" by Justin Kruger and David Dunning. The paper describes that generally the more intelligent tend to underestimate their abilities because they know what they don't know. On the opposite side those the are ignorant tend to not know what they are talking about yet feel that they do.
In the paper an example is given of a man who smears lemon juice on his face because he thinks that it will keep cameras from seeing his face. After he robs a bank he is captured thanks to the bank camera footage. Even when shown the footage he could not comprehend how it didn't work. Hence the term lemon face.
"I'm not going to call a plumber honey because I can do it."
Wife responds, "Lemon face."
Paris Hilton pretty much trying to do anything.
Sarah Palin
Pete Griffin
Any noob that insists competence
Wife responds, "Lemon face."
Paris Hilton pretty much trying to do anything.
Sarah Palin
Pete Griffin
Any noob that insists competence
by artivous13 January 4, 2010
Get the lemon facemug. The Face of Evil is a person who has attempted to destroy your life....after a battle that wages on for years you emerge victorious over her.
The Face of Evil sucks a good cock, has awesome tits and loves to take it up the ass (way more than straight pussy sex), she uses her slut magic on you to weaken you , mysteriously falls pregnant and then attempts to take everything you own!
A crazed whore that gets off on demeaning guys and acting like she is the most intelligent person on the Earth...The Face of Evil!!!!!!
Watch out..you could be next!!
The Face of Evil sucks a good cock, has awesome tits and loves to take it up the ass (way more than straight pussy sex), she uses her slut magic on you to weaken you , mysteriously falls pregnant and then attempts to take everything you own!
A crazed whore that gets off on demeaning guys and acting like she is the most intelligent person on the Earth...The Face of Evil!!!!!!
Watch out..you could be next!!
Wow that chick has awesome tits, looks like she is a real cock gobbler and I bet she prefers it in the asshole!!!! Oh shit, that reminds me of ......The Face of Evil!!!!!
by Bum fuzz June 17, 2018
Get the the face of evilmug.