A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.
"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"
"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"
by FC_67 June 6, 2017
Get the SALTmug. (also spelled C-salt): saltiness, microaggressions, anger, or hate towards minorities rooted in fear of helping with or losing white caucasian privilege.
1. the mob of angry protestors looked like giant pillars of sea salt as they violently destroyed the city of Charlottesville while harming civilians and anti-protestors.
2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.
3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.
4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
2. the principal of a Kansas elementary school had so much sea salt in his mouth that he wouldn't allow the man's daughter to be admitted into his school. then the principal threw sea salt at the man and his daughter until they left the school. the man brought his concerns to the court with his family and luckily the judges didn't eat as much sea salt that morning.
3. the salty sea man barricaded himself in a Las Vegas hotel room and shot giant pellets of sea salt at harmless, multi-cultural civilians in a nearby concert.
4. captain sea salt made fun of a Puerto Rican hurricane tragedy by giving sea salt candy wrappers to the island for relief.
by ebsaiyan October 19, 2017
Get the sea saltmug. Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved
by LumberJones April 12, 2022
Get the Salted upmug. Smiled a little then stopped
It's basucally a more accurates version of lol. Example:
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-John Cena
-No, it's not. Nobody can see him!
-Salts.
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-John Cena
-No, it's not. Nobody can see him!
-Salts.
by HaNoWSss February 24, 2019
Get the saltsmug. by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
Get the salt kissmug. 
by James bosh October 21, 2018
Get the sea saltmug.