July 26

the hottest people are born on this year tall smart and gorgeous. drop dead gorgeous

"its july 26, hot people are born on this date

by parishdl November 26, 2021

July 17

People Born on this day Are Kings, they are full on attitude and will be the boss of anyone who decides to mess with his/her family or friends. These guys are absolute legends

Person 1: that guy is a king.
Person 2:yeah he was born in July 17

by anonymous November 23, 2021

July 13

This is the most meaningful day to me because it’s when me and my Wife first got together P.S. You will find the one you just have to keep looking

Hey Babe it’s July 13th happy 1 year!

by The_luckiest_man_in_the_World. October 10, 2021

No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020

july 1st

The best day of the year if u were born on July 1st you have a massive penis and r rlly fit and also if ur names Rio and ur born on July 1st then that’s even better coz dat mean ur better den everyone else 🕶💷💷💷

July 1st is good

by Unknown Black man October 16, 2019

No Poop July

the act of trying not to poop for a whole month in order to save it just in case you are in need to shit and can’t .

“aye Jeff, lets start a sexy trend where we save our shit for a month, no poop july!”

by tytyiscool20 July 8, 2020

4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

by Reju July 28, 2008