relative hotness

The phenomenon where a member of the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals) seems increasingly attractive due to a lack of attractive people within certain surroundings.

For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.

Dude, relative hotness is kicking in bad.. I wouldn't mind gettin' a piece of that big girl on the other end of the conference room table.

by BigBoi on Trone October 23, 2009

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Hot Jose

A Hot Jose is the act of dipping your balls in hot sauce and then teabagging another person.

Dude, I totaly Hot Jose'd this chick

by Hot Jose January 20, 2013

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Hot Pickle

Very Important or somebody who's might consider is 'on fire' or somebody whose very popular and proud

Dude: Mike your a hot pickel! You solved all your missing persons cases in record time! Every guy here wants to be your friend! Your so cool!
Mike: I know ;)

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Dude your a hot pickle! All the lady's want you!

by SatansCute October 20, 2018

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Distant Hot

When an individual has physical attributes that are normally celebrated; slim waste, thick hair, proportiante face; things that are visible from a distance, but when one approaches this individual at a closer distance, the less attractive qualities are uncovered; facial acne, halitosis, annoying voice.

Dude Jim, I was really excited when Todd was about to introduce me to his cousin, but when she walked closer from hot topic, I realized the girl was totally distant hot once she started talking and I saw that spacious gap between her teeth

by LMONEY05 September 20, 2010

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