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desiree crush

a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush
ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'

ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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man crush

Noun. A platonic love that one man has for another man. Usually characterized by good-natured competitiveness or the ability to hold very different views yet still behave as close friends through mutual respect.
Dave thinks Frank is the best thing since sliced bread. He has a man crush.
by Duncan Sadat July 12, 2005
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Sex Crush

1. An attraction for someone not unlike a regular crush, but only on the physical side
2. A person one wants to be involved with on a purely sexual basis
1. Man, I think i've got a sex crush on that girl...
2. That hot chick in the tight top? Yeah, she's my sex crush
by Huyurugu June 12, 2011
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crushing poon

A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.
Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing
by SJ2LA2NC September 19, 2013
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Crush Pussy

to fill a women and crush her pussy.
by billymadison00000 March 15, 2011
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Blue Crush

by Anonymous September 6, 2003
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Nerd Crush

a nerd crush is a crush you have on a certain nerd. if you had to choose between a sea of nerds, you'd choose this nerd in a heartbeat. you do not necessarily desire to date this nerd, but he could potentially be a candidate.
"Blake is totally my nerd crush!"

"Really? Why?"
"He is insanely smart and cute!"
"Oh, awesome!"
by livealittle123 June 2, 2012
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