Chuck Norris'd

When someone punches you in the nose so hard that you see an image of Chuck Norris, himself.

Random Dude: Holy fuck, that dude punched me in the face so hard I Chuck Norris'd myself!
Me: That sound's wrong!

by #ChuckNorris'd March 14, 2013

Chuck norris

GOD

Chuck Norris, He's GOD

by gnfnhnhnhnh May 16, 2018

chuck norris

better than jesus

chuck norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best god damn lemon-aid you've ever tasted!

by some_fucker December 13, 2016

Chuck Norris

fuckin badass bitch

Damn Chuck, you a fuckin badass dayumn mothafucka Chuck Norris is badaaaaasssss

by l00l 23 January 26, 2017

knuckle chucks

1. Noun. The male ejaculate by way of manual masterbation.
2.Noun. Derogatory name give to person in place of "jerk offs." Commonly used in military environments where swearing or more conventional insults are discouraged.

"Listen here you little knuckle chucks. You best not be messing things up!"

by Makinnak January 13, 2017

chuck on the spit

To get fucked from 2 sides (front and rear) at the same time

Do you practice chuck on the spit with your friends?

by Piteryo November 27, 2017

Poop Chucking

When a girl shits in guy's mouth and said guy proceeds to regurgitate onto the girl's chest. Can be used in conjunction with the chili dog

Brian and Sydney love to poop chucking.

by The King of Games December 14, 2008