Death Choke

Where you an a group of friends start joking around and laughing, until you, or a friend start choking from laughing so hard. Then after you or your friend stops choking, they make a stone cold face like they just died

Oh wow, she just death choked..

by BrookieRose24 July 5, 2016

Stick 'n Choke

a fucked up karate move. you can also use the word to make yourself laugh.

bro 1: "yo, stick 'n choke"
bro 2: "hahahhah bor, im deaddd"

by MalleBalle March 13, 2018

choke on a seed

when your weed gets cropdusted and nitrated and you choke until you need coffee

thats junk, i hope you dont choke on a seed to.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

choke artists

A sports team who consistently chokes, regardless of how well they're playing.

The Mets and the Dodgers are prime examples of choke artists-- they may play as well as they could in the regular season, but ultimately blow their chances at a championship.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

Choking on Cheerios

When you’re blowing a British guy (or perhaps multiple British men) and choke on their dick and/or cum, at which point the Man responsible for the choking can say “Cheerio” if they so choose

“Hey what happened to that girl last night? She was coughing like crazy.”
“Oh dude she was totally Choking on Cheerios in the bathroom.”

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.

i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks

by twink; December 17, 2008

Choke hit

After you’er done smoking your pipe, you shake it around a bit while covering the choke to loosen all the unsmoked greens that fell through the bowl hole (while packing). You have to shake your pipe with choke facing down so that all the greens gather at the choke hole. Then you put the flam to the choke and smoke it like a one hitter but don’t drag to hard because you might pull the greens away from the hole before you let it cherry.

Stoner : yo i think it’s done
Intellectual : you have to choke hit it to really clear it out
Stoner : you have to what ?

by Ceiling window May 28, 2018