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Alyssa Stahl

My daddy with big boobies who is my bestfriend and love girls ahahahahahahhahaha
COME HERE NOW MY "ALYSSA STAHL" AND LET ME SUCK YOUR TOES
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alyssa

a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the name of a dumb slut. She twerks all over town, flopping her booty every which way.
Watch out, Alyssa is about to twerk us all into oblivion!
by Dannyboat December 19, 2019
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Alyssa Ellen Burrows

Someone who is not as cool as bernie naylor and would deffinately not win in a fight.
Alyssa Ellen Burrows will be owned by bernie
by BPVN6294 September 15, 2010
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Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
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Alyssa

One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.
Alyssa is courageous
by Baylie ya the one from school November 4, 2020
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alyssa phelps

the most beutifull girl i have ever seen in my life
by Geo the duck December 4, 2020
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