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National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
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National Send Nudes Day

July 23-24 is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Jay: Hey did you know it's national send nudes day

Jess: OH really okay
-sends 1 attachments-
by JohnnyKid17 July 23, 2023
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National Free Shot Day

Anyone who orders a Shot of hard liquor is entitled to a Free Shot of the same on January 14th of any year.
by I fly kites January 14, 2024
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National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit
Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends
by mocholoco October 14, 2021
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National step day

Ur able to fuck ur step bro/sis without being recorded
by Stepbro21 October 17, 2019
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National Send dickpic day

Happens every 1 day of the month. it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
National Send dickpic day means taking a picture of your dick and sends it to someone.
by SmellyCatsTastesWet June 1, 2018
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National go after jonny day

September 27 is go after Jonny day.

Today you will have to annoy Jonny and tell him he gets 0 Females but everyone has to join in to find him a girl at the end of the day.

(Just a joke)
-Whats Today??
-Todays's National go after Jonny day!
by anonymous September 27, 2022
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