National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.

May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

National send a titty pic day

May 11th is National send titty pic day. Where You send 5 pics of your bare titties from different angles to whoever sends you this.

Me; Happy National send a titty pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!

by Minatoboii May 10, 2023

National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day . Boys can slap and grip a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy :nice ass *slap and grip girls ass*

Girl: why?
Boy:its national slap ass day

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

probe nation

When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.

Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium

by McSucc December 6, 2017

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021

national chloepaige day

National Chlorpaige Day is a day to celebrate a Chloepaige you know. It is celebrated every August 23rd. So go tell her you love her.. maybe give her some flowers.....and some chocolates…..and spend the day with her.

Hey its National Chloepaige Day today! Have a great day Chloepaige!

by cocopops3108 August 31, 2023