Cock Redirect

When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.

A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.

or

Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.

Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.

Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!

by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.

It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.

by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018

Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

cock

chicken or penis. one of those.

i eat cock (chicken)
i suck cock (penis)

by kurixq September 13, 2021

Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

cock pips

Jelly-like lumps found in semen, that kind of sting a little but in a tantalising manner.

"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"

by art_n_sex June 7, 2017