April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day

April 8th is known as the day you should bring your cart to school! Just focus on getting as high as you can and relax all day😌

Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022

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National fuck bob marley sex doll day

it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th

bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good

by national penis March 28, 2021

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National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

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National grab cock day

8th of March is when girls grab our willies for bants n that

“Oh shit it’s national grab cock day what a result’

by longshlongethan February 24, 2021

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Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

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