by YeezyEthan February 15, 2018
Get the Smokey mountain high school mug.james river high school is your local poor kids hangout, located in the shit-pits of botetourt county, virginia. this hellhole we call home is the best (and only) 2A-and-slowly-dwindling-down-to-1A public school (as a matter of fact it's the only school) you'll find within about a hundred-mile-radius.
It's also the number one place to turn to if you're looking for any of the following:
a. pot
b. potheads
c. poor kids
d. eons-old teachers
e. various other drugs besides pot
f. a lousy football team
g. lousy bleachers
h. shitty school spirit
i. great pep club spirit?
j. furries
k. roaches
l. old cheesesticks behind the auxiliary gym bleachers
m. roughly two albinos
n. more roaches
o. ants
p. other, more bizzare things
q. the list could go on forever really
Some fun facts about the place:
1. Half of the seniors are about 8 feet tall
2. Every single male in the building can be found clad in a unicorn onesie on Pajama Day
3. There's a couple of teachers and some janitor dude who tell all the freshmen every year that there's a James River ghost
4. There is no ghost
5. Everyone hates the 2021-2022 freshman class
6. various, extremely strange items can be found in the many bathrooms around the school
7. if you ever meet JJ Halstead ask him about the piss bandit it's worth it
(if y'all don't accept this as a definition i swear i will sick jerry on you)
It's also the number one place to turn to if you're looking for any of the following:
a. pot
b. potheads
c. poor kids
d. eons-old teachers
e. various other drugs besides pot
f. a lousy football team
g. lousy bleachers
h. shitty school spirit
i. great pep club spirit?
j. furries
k. roaches
l. old cheesesticks behind the auxiliary gym bleachers
m. roughly two albinos
n. more roaches
o. ants
p. other, more bizzare things
q. the list could go on forever really
Some fun facts about the place:
1. Half of the seniors are about 8 feet tall
2. Every single male in the building can be found clad in a unicorn onesie on Pajama Day
3. There's a couple of teachers and some janitor dude who tell all the freshmen every year that there's a James River ghost
4. There is no ghost
5. Everyone hates the 2021-2022 freshman class
6. various, extremely strange items can be found in the many bathrooms around the school
7. if you ever meet JJ Halstead ask him about the piss bandit it's worth it
(if y'all don't accept this as a definition i swear i will sick jerry on you)
girl 1: "you go to lb?"
girl 2: "yeah"
girl 1: "i feel bad for you"
girl 2: "you go to james river high school?"
girl 1: "yes"
girl 2: "DAMN HONEY i feel bad for YOU"
girl 2: "yeah"
girl 1: "i feel bad for you"
girl 2: "you go to james river high school?"
girl 1: "yes"
girl 2: "DAMN HONEY i feel bad for YOU"
by poppity poppins the chicken pi December 21, 2021
Get the james river high school mug.Not to be confused with High Brooms Cartwheel, this popular drinking game is best played with 4 or more carpenters/joiners needed to build the wagon wheel. So the participants assemble at the top of the world famous hill leading down to High Brooms station with some Vindaloo, Thai green curry, tacos some rotten eggs and some contact adhesive. The first person strips off all of their clothes and proceeds to eat as much of the food as possible, while the other players proceed to contact glue their hands to each other’s feet in the form of a circle and balance upright at the top of the hill. These will be the rim of the Wagon wheel. The first person now eats the rotten egg and stands in a cartwheel position in the middle of the wheel to form the spokes holding on to the other players scarfs for steadiness. The Scarf joint is now formed and play can commence. They now proceed to roll down the hill gaining pace until the person forming the spokes is either sick or shits themselves at which point play is stopped ASAP. The winners are the carpenters/joiner son the rim who managed to largely avoid being covered in any of the excrement or vomit and is allowed to shower off. The loser is the most decorated player and must buy all participants drinks at “The Brickworks” all night long and must not shower off until the winner has finished their first cold pint!
Matt: Oh man, I can barely walk today as I was on the rim of a High Brooms Wagon Wheel last night and we nearly hit the station!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!
Ali: Yeah man, Second that. I'm glad i'm not Stu though as that guy took a real showering from Bob in the middle!
by Tony Spokes June 21, 2021
Get the High Brooms Wagon Wheel mug.A group of people at Creekview High School that love what they do and have so many inside jokes that it's hard to keep track. Females in Raiders are often seen as badass females for the willingness to get dirty and males are ignored by the rest of the school. People have the perception that all Raiders want to join the service, and while some do, this perception is inaccurate. The rest of the school also thinks that Raiders are dumb, like to show off their awards from doing Raiders, and all want to do infantry. Raiders are actually some of the smartest people in the school, only some like to show off, and most are too smart to do infantry. People also think Raider meets are super intense when in reality they're a ton of fun and a ton of really hilarious stuff happens. A Raider broke his arm during an intense game of Duck Duck Goose.
Raider: Yeah, I'm a Creekview High School Raider.
Other Kid: So what do you do at Raiders?
Raider: You know, the normal stuff, crawl through mud pits, climb walls, run obstacle courses and 5Ks, and carry 4o pound rucksacks and 175 pound stretchers through the woods, you know, the normal stuff.
Other Kid: So do you want to go Infantry?
Raider: What did I say that makes you think that??
Other Kid: So what do you do at Raiders?
Raider: You know, the normal stuff, crawl through mud pits, climb walls, run obstacle courses and 5Ks, and carry 4o pound rucksacks and 175 pound stretchers through the woods, you know, the normal stuff.
Other Kid: So do you want to go Infantry?
Raider: What did I say that makes you think that??
by anactualcreekviewraider June 22, 2021
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15 minutes of fame when Principal Dr. Richard gave 2 boys the option to hold hands for an hour as a punishment.
15 minutes of fame when Principal Dr. Richard gave 2 boys the option to hold hands for an hour as a punishment.
by wwwarrior December 10, 2012
Get the Westwood High School (Mesa) mug.Great Valley High School is a pretentious-ass school that prides themselves on "being one of the top schools of PA" but lacks the civility of aiming poop into the toilet (i’m looking at you sink-shitter).
“Hey, did you hear about that fruity rich kid at Great Valley High School?"
"Yeah, you mean all of them?"
"Yeah, you mean all of them?"
by bonesaremoneysoaretheworms October 14, 2022
Get the Great Valley High School mug.its a fucking shithole. The students torment each other for no reasons. The y9s are proper scary (2023) . And the y7s look like they belong in nursery.
Friends aren't real in this school. If you have any problems, the teachers are not helpful, infact the pastoral leader will get angry at you if your brain is fucked up (no joke, happened to me).
90% of the kids here are special.
Pedos everywhere, especially maths
Friends aren't real in this school. If you have any problems, the teachers are not helpful, infact the pastoral leader will get angry at you if your brain is fucked up (no joke, happened to me).
90% of the kids here are special.
Pedos everywhere, especially maths
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by unknownshark March 9, 2023
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