Dog-water

A stupid phrase exclusively used by sweaty and most certainly smelly people as a weak attempt to upset and/or annoy someone they percieve to be 'lesser' than themself

(it is unlikely and extremely rare that they are truly lesser)

"You are so dog-water Xavier"

by Luxlotle January 17, 2023

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

King the dog

A dog who is a brat who will steal ur food bite u act innocent eats the floor

King the dog as in brat king the dog who acts innocent

by King the dog November 23, 2020

Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

by Slutty steak knife May 12, 2023

Jave dog

Act of shitting on people while on top of a building for sport.

Listen here owl I’m the best jave dogger in town.

by Jave dog April 21, 2020

Warm dog

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog

I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog

by Whitedove9 December 8, 2016

Water dog

When you pump a lot of water into a woman’s vagina

Wow dude I water dogged my wife last night

by Cowfish September 30, 2021