Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

Pussy Nigga Water Sex

An undefined phrase used to define every word, but also none. The universal term for life.

Wow, Im so thankful for Pussy Nigga Water Sex

Hey mom, im going to the store, did you want some Pussy Nigga Water Sex

Im sorry sir, you have stage 4 Pussy Nigga Water Sex

by SwannLicksBigDicks October 14, 2019

Wild and crazy bus sex

the way you can have cand babies or band babies.

Wow, Kiki and Aaron had wild and crazy bus sex, and now they're going to have band babies!

by Ndeya December 11, 2004

Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver

The act of eating while having sex. See Food Sex.

When your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.

"This chick couldn't stop eating!" "We went back to her place after going to KFC, McDonalds and Burger King where she continued to stuff her fat face while I was fucking her."

"I hate it when chicks pull the Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver."

BRAD: I thought you said we could have sex?
UMA: But I'm hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
BRAD: (Mumbles...) Fuck'n Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Post Non Consensual Sex

The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".

Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"

Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"

Friend 1: "Yeah..."

Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."

by ParalysisAlice May 12, 2011

national have sex day

A day you have sex with your partner or crush.

geroge: "its national have sex day wanna have sex sophia?"
sophia: "yes"

by panxkm October 8, 2020

Weather Phone Sex

When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.

Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:

Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?

Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.

Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?

by Practically Dreaming August 22, 2010