To solve a dispute (usually when two chicks want the one dude), rockem sockem sports sex is initiated. Generally, the dude will instigate the rockem sockem sports sex, in which the two girls will sit upon the dude (one on the dick and one on the face) and box until there is one left standing who is crowned the winner.
However, after all is said and done, the dude is the real winner and the chicks lose. Suckers.
However, after all is said and done, the dude is the real winner and the chicks lose. Suckers.
Girl 1 - "Yo, he's mine!"
Girl 2 - "uh uhhh, back off bitch, he's my man!"
Dude - "Girls, please, there's only one way to resolve this... Rockem sockem sports sex."
Girl 2 - "uh uhhh, back off bitch, he's my man!"
Dude - "Girls, please, there's only one way to resolve this... Rockem sockem sports sex."
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