Isle O' Cock and Balls

The isle of Elba. In Italy.
The Cock of Europe.

Girl 1: I can't wait to visit the Isle of Elba!
Girl 2: Don't you mean the Isle O' Cock and Balls?
Girl 1: Ah yes I love the Isle O' Cock and Balls!

by Isle o' Cock and Balls February 23, 2022

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Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

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