Skip to main content

angel face disaster

Lana Del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place …
Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?

Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…
by anonymous August 15, 2024
mugGet the angel face disastermug.

Sleep Face

The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.

Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".
Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.

Or

Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!
by Fantana2012 June 4, 2013
mugGet the Sleep Facemug.

twilight face

You have a twilight face when you are: bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded,retarded and stupid,the cast of twilight or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)
Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!

Me: She's got a constant twilight face!
by 1234567yyy February 29, 2012
mugGet the twilight facemug.

Christmas Face

A sour, unhappy face caused by driving in holiday traffic, shopping in over crowded malls, spending more money than one can afford on Christmas.
Mom just got back from shopping. She's got her Christmas Face on.
by HoHoNo December 12, 2010
mugGet the Christmas Facemug.

Face Stubble.

There comes a point of age for every boy.....ah yes. The Time in which the adams apple grows, and boy starts developing small insignifigant hairs on his face that he probably wont have to start shaving for another year or so.......
"Oh wow, look at sterling, he got bigger over the summer. Just look at all that
FACE STUBBLE. ".
by Cherieka brown October 16, 2008
mugGet the Face Stubble. mug.

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"
Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone
by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024
mugGet the POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGETmug.

resting fluff face

The equivalent of ‘resting bitch face’ for an animal. Often seen on cats when it looks like they are angry, irritated, or about to attack you, but they’re actually relaxed and it’s just their face.
“Omg your cat is so angry, I’m scared it will attack me”

“Nah they’re all good, it’s just their resting fluff face, they are super friendly really!”
by Lasherbradley January 4, 2022
mugGet the resting fluff facemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email