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South sumter high school

Every bitch at the school suck dick or eat pussy
this school is filled with cousin fuckers and a cheating ass administration
by bigD nate September 8, 2021
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Pleasant Valley Junior High

This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.

friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.
by noraleigh18 March 7, 2019
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Marvin Ridge High School

Student population mainly consists of pajama pant wearing freaks who froth at the mouth to hit anyone's burnt 3 week old esco bar. There are a few notorious staff members it is best to steer clear of, especially Mr H*neybutt who is a racist child predator with multiple questionable allegations under his name. Besides the annoying personality-less fiens there are the most privileged and despicable little fucks you've ever met whose only thoughts consist of football, pussy, and how to ruin everyone's day. The nicest people you will meet here are nerdy girls who are obsessed with their GPA and SAT scores. They are boring but they will accept you. They, like many others, have been completely crushed by the competitive environment of this school. You can't take a shit without the smell of somebody's mango watermelon ice puff bar wafting out of the big stall. Everyone at this school is bored so if you get into any personal drama with your friends it will spread like wildfire and will become your legacy at this school. The assistant principal is possibly one of the most evil, vindictive women to walk this Earth. She will do anything she can to make your school experience Hell. If you do go to this school, make sure to have a sense of humor because everyone is a fucking joke.
Did you hear what happened at my school?

This kid was yelling out racist slurs and trying to throw a chair over the balcony!
Only at MARVIN RIDGE HIGH School.
by lilmisspoopie August 26, 2023
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Swain County High School

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)
"what else is there to say about Swain County High school"
by picoritdidnthappen March 1, 2018
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West Denver High School

High School in Denver, Colorado. Main activities include baseball, football, drawing swastikas in the bathroom stalls, Xbox 360, smoking weed, being mediocre, attending lame pep rallies, Basketball, yelling "BEANER!" at the Mexican kids, smoking weed, being deluded into thinking XXXTENTACION is a good rapper, telling cool stories to bros, acting like a jackass in class, smoking weed, eating synthetic lunch food, high school sex, being homophobic, yelling at the teachers for trying to help you, wearing clothes that make you look like what some would call a douchebag, wearing school merchandise like it's cool or something, smoking weed, repeating what's been on Sportscenter for the last week and half with your friends, standing in the hallways, spreading rumors, half-assing it, and smoking weed.

Did I mention smoking weed?
“I wanna move to West Denver”
Kids from other schools: Ew you know West Denver High School is ghetto”
by mylefnut July 30, 2018
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South Decatur High School

A school full of crackheads who don’t know what they gonna do with they’re life after high school. (If they don’t drop out before then) Sports aren’t really their thing, tbh most things are really their thing. The school is honestly kinda lowkey like a prison ngl.
by Sdhs23 November 6, 2019
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Holy cross high school

A sh!t school Full of rich white kids who secretly *not so secretly say the N word* located in Saskatoon (Saskatoons not real) has no school spirit and even tho it’s a Catholic school and is called HOLy cross the students aren’t very holy the only thing they’re good at is the cookies, sports and somehow academics?? If your not white and pretty good luck enjoying it there if u have white and pretty friends you could prob make it and I swear them teachers be racists too *it’s hard out there 👨🏿 🌾
My happiness left as soon as I entered holy cross high school
by Banging ur mom November 4, 2021
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