Oyster woman

Someone who likes pussy

Man, you’re such and oyster woman.

by Smartypanties07 December 27, 2017

woman tax

the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps

woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!

by yngmdz November 16, 2020

Tit woman

Jennifer Lopez

'' Hey, who's the celeb, who always shows off her tits?"
'' Oh, you don't know her?" It's Jlo, Jennifer Lopez, Tit Woman."

by KidLAROI2020 August 21, 2022

Stat woman

A woman that date men based on their job and especially their bank account to compensate for their failing retail career. A stat woman trademark is bragging about other woman about how successful their husband/boyfriend are and how they are geniuses for seducing them. Unlike a gold digger, a stat woman actually want to have a serious relationship but as soon as their partners started failing they will be the first one to jump the ship.

men 1 : Hey what you think about that girl.
men 2 : Omg no she is a stat woman, you need to be at least an engineer to date her.
men 1 : Jesus Christ no I hate those people.

by the one who spout the truth September 15, 2021

van woman

A female who is VERY creepy and usually don't talk to many people. Because of that, what does she do after school?

Guy 1 - Holy shit, have you seen Becka? She's a van woman.
Guy 2 - Yea, she is...

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Shrek woman

Green haired gay female

Hey her hair is really green and she says shes gay she must be a shrek woman

by Jvckk February 28, 2022

Wailing Woman

A mystical woman who appears on very few occasions, executed when a man tucks his dick in the Fruit Basket position giving the audience a frontal view, appearing the mystical figure

Dude, I was at Joe's house yesterday and I saw a Wailing Woman!

by anal fisting October 13, 2008