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pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....
Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.
by jim jangle January 16, 2012
mugGet the pocket surfingmug.

pocket lego

When you shove a lego up your urethra
Yes daddy put that pocket LEGO up even higher
by Bjornspeckien January 19, 2018
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Taint Pocket

The pocket created by overlapping material in boxer briefs that starts at the pee flap and ends right before your butthole; commonly used to hide your stash.
Hey Adam hide this dimebag in your taint pocket,They won't find it if they pat you down.
by Alan Nash April 1, 2016
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johnny pocket

I had the paper clip in the Johnny pocket of my jeans
by Stiffo900 April 28, 2016
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Pocket Pancake

Reserving a pancake in one's pocket for later consumption.
"Yo Tom you got any food man?"
"Yeah dude i've got a few pocket pancakes if you want one"
by Soaking69 July 14, 2015
mugGet the Pocket Pancakemug.

clam pocket

Noun; Derived from the Latin: "Bearded Clam" And the low Geman "Muschel Tasche", clam pocket, is a versatile term used for a dish traditionally served on the second date of a burgeoning courtship.

See also: beaded clam, beef curtains, fingerhut, cave of wonders, baby cannon, vagoo, the pink castle, the Grandest Canyon.
"Aye, yo- I thought we had something special, when you gonna serve up that clam pocket???
by Soft shell crab tacos April 5, 2016
mugGet the clam pocketmug.

Pocket Nude

When you send a nude by accident. Instead of a pocket call its a pocket nude.
Oops im sorry grandma , I accidentally sent you a pocket nude.
by lisamarial March 7, 2022
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