Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019

The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway

Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again

by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018

Midnight Oak

Is when you have a boner in the evening.

John:"Dude! I have Midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tommy:"Sucks for you!"

by XxTrapQueenxX January 5, 2016

midnight dicking

A term used when you've been woken in the night for a good dicking before falling back to sleep.

my wife woke me as she wanted to have a good midnight dicking

by conrad99 April 4, 2021

Midnight high

When it's late at night and your just having a good time by yourself enjoying whatever your doing.

I had a midnight high on tiktok last night.

by M8_____ May 15, 2023

Midnight

An awesome owner of PrimeRP with Badger

Badger: You know Midnight is owner?
RDMer: Ear rapes

by FakeJoke November 17, 2019

midnight bay

This is a drink that contains 2 oz. of vodka, 3 oz. of cranberry juice and 6 oz. of Dr. Pepper. It is related to the Cape Codder, bay breeze and sea breeze.

Hey, go mix me a Midnight Bay

by midnightelfs February 27, 2010