Jamie Evans

Used for describing how much Jamie loves Aidan

Wow, I also Jamie Evans

by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020

Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017

Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.

Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!

by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023

Evan

trash at fortnite

YOURE SO TRASH EVAN GET GUD CONSOLE PLEB

by Pseudonym1838281188 September 3, 2018

Izzy Evans

A gorgeous girl, I know she’ll never see this but she is my everything and all I want is her. She is absolutely stunning and beautiful, the way her brown eyes study everything around her is amazing. Her makeup is flawless everyday, I’m speechless whenever I look at her.

1: “who is that?”
2: “that’s Izzy Evans, the girl of my dreams. She’s the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, right?”

by RandomAnonymousBoy November 21, 2021

evan flemming

Commoner who loves to put warm jizz in his mother’s twat. He finds ways to break his body and his sole purpose is to be a massive faggot and fuck slags called Caitlin. This person is a bit under educated and doesn’t know the difference between an anus and vagina.

You: hi evab
Evan: where’s my evan Flemming ‘s mums twat I need to put my warm jizz in her

by Evabisonheroin September 18, 2021

Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.

my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan

by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022