Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011

hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"

by randomguy132 July 16, 2023

jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

sandman hump

Having doggy style sex on the beach and you get sand in her booty hole, getting cum in the sand, and making her lick it up.

Dude, me and Jasmine were sandman humping after the beach party. It was intense.

by Turtle Goddess July 31, 2016

Fluffy humping

When two hairy gay men have intercourse in which they are both covered in marshmallow fluff and glitter.

Person 1: dude have you seen the clip of those dudes fluffy humping?

Person 2: yes it was crazy!

by Larry is cyoot June 30, 2025

Camel hump

The camels hump is where a guy puts a ball in each of your eyes and then lays his d*ck over your forehead and on top of your nose going towards your chin.

His d*ck was so big he was able to do the camel hump on my face.

by Funniest bitch alive August 15, 2023

camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for girls.

Did you see that guy? He has a defined camel hump; someone get him some new and looser pants, please!

by saratunga September 25, 2020