Cat Juggling

The art of juggling relationships with many women at the same time.

Brian has to meet 4 girls in one night, without letting any of them know the others exist. His cat juggling skills will be tested tonight.

by catjuggler September 11, 2009

cat-watcher

Someone that watches cats enter their garden, resentfully, usually from a vantage point. It is a metaphor for how they see the world.

He's a real cat-watcher.

by cat-watcher-witness July 5, 2017

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.

"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"

by TheLasso May 16, 2019

Sylvester the cat

Sylvester is one of the coolest cartoon characters of all time Sylvester has a very sloppy voice but Sylvester the cat isn't a character who gets what he wants he would starve get blown up and more he is mostly known because of tweety bird and speedy Gonzales but he also is known for being a coward that is scared of everything with porky pig just like Luigi from the mario series and he would also hang out with his son Sylvester Jr

Sylvester the cat is a cool cartoon character

by A strange hobo January 17, 2018

Billy the cat

Billy the cat inst a cat he doesn't take showers so we think he is scared of water like a cat. He smells really bad like he just rolled in shit and he doesn't brush his teeth so when he opens his mouth he has poop residue in his mouth. It rotting his teeth and he is slow in the head like he just got done doing crack. when his mom lets him have a dog she has to hide the peanut butter but she doesn't let him have a dog because what he did that was inappropriate in the past. She walked in on him with peanut butter and the dog i do not need to explain anymore you guys get the idea what he does with animals. He also started humping his dog and he got his dog pregnant what a creep that his life comes down to this.

Billy the cat like men.

by cool brian November 5, 2018

CAT DUMP

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss

Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.

by Rabbit power February 28, 2019