Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar

Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!

by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016

Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.

"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."

by Poptart Dave February 24, 2012

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

Tard Pass

When a retard gets to do what they want because they have retarted syndrome.

Matthew: Why does Alexis get to do nothing and pass.
Reames: She has a Tard Pass now shut it.

by NoThoticus March 27, 2019

R.E-tard

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard

Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019

Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.

Stop being a Tik-Tard!

by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021

Big Tard

someone who has advanced levels of autism

u are Big Tard

by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf May 9, 2018