sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

Fluffy socks

The best piece of clothing. Makes you feel loved. Feels like a hug of awesomeness.

What would life be without fluffy socks?

by LucySutton November 23, 2021

Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 20, 2018

cum sock

the sacred rag, typically stashed under ones bed. used when one is horny

bro, you want a tissue?
Nah, ill just use my cum sock!

by ILoveDickCheese69 March 23, 2023

Sock Cock

When the Condom is too big and it slips off inside of her. So in other words you cock is baggy and old and sloppy.....

"Jayde had such a big pussy ( slut ) that Chris had a Sock Cock"

by Sock Cock March 13, 2018

moc-socks

wearing socks with moccassins because its too cold outside to wear them barefoot, or you just dont want your feet to smell;)

its really cold outside but i still wana wear moccassins!

then just wear moc-socks!

by justinbieberlikesme March 19, 2011

Sock Puppet

When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam

In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."

by #Bam! March 31, 2022