sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019

Sexually Inept

A characteristic defined by people who are sexually unconfident, unskilled, or someone who just can't get laid in general.

Matt just can't find a girlfriend, he always get nervous when hanging out with women... I think he's sexually inept.

by OEKP February 15, 2019

dominicmyless sexual

To love one person and that person is instagram user @dominicmyless

I’m so dominicmyless sexual.

by S613 March 9, 2021

Akemihate-sexual

Someone who is attracted to hating Akemi or people who hate Akemi.

Person 1 - "You hate akemi? The racist lying pig? Thats so sexy"

Person 2 - "Yes! Are you Akemihate-sexual too? Let's go out!"

by Peppeepepepepepeppee January 21, 2022

Holo-Sexual

To be sexually attracted to holographic/ slang for people who put holo on their nails/ basically everyone ever.

A holo-sexual either watches @simplynaillogical or really likes Holographicness

by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 April 18, 2018

Sexually shook

The state of mind when a person is shook but in a sexual way

When Maya stripped naked, Alec was sexually shook

by kc2431 May 27, 2018

sexual seizure

The result of sex so amazing that you shake,quiver, or tremble similarly to having a real seizure. Eyes may also roll back in some instances!

My boyfriend fucked me so good last night, he gave me a sexual seizure. I couldn't walk for like ten minutes!

by Outdoor Man October 2, 2017