Polybius’s law

“Polybius’s law” states that if a YouTube comment section has at least 5k comments, there will always be an argument.
Because internet.

(Law Created by Polybius_223_YT on the YouYube Comment Section of an Alan Becker video. The "reacting to captions" video. You can go there to find the source in it's purest form. No that is not me by the way, I'm just spreading it.)

"Ah shit! There's another argument.."
"It's Polybius’s law, Of course there'd be an argument"

by Blooperomg September 1, 2021

Williams' Law

Williams' Law (or Williams' Rules of "Things") states that adding Robin Williams to any "thing" will immediately and always make the new state of said "thing" better than the previous state of said "thing".

Williams' Law clearly states that the 1997 movie "Flubber" is better than it's original version, the 1961 film "The Absent Minded Professor".

by GameAddikt January 12, 2015

Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.

I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.

by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022

Jill's Law

The phenomena named after a young woman who can't make sense of her actions, the law describes anything that doesn't make sense.

"dude why is my wifi lagging it worked literally 5 min ago"
"Jill's law man"
"Ah you right"

by NoEnd February 12, 2021

Schmitt's Law

A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.

According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.

by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011

Cousin-in-law

My cousins spouse.

My cousin John’s wife, Jane is my cousin-in-law.

by Blacktears80 September 16, 2018

Cathy’s Law

The fundamental law of nature that you will always crave Chick-Fil-A most on Sundays when it’s closed, leading to inevitable disappointment.

The phenomenon is named after the late, great Chick-Fil-A founder, S. Truett Cathy.

Last Sunday, I got fucked by Cathy’s Law again. This time I got all the way to Chick-Fil-A and pulled on the locked door before realizing what day it was. I was devastated.

by Greg Taylor July 1, 2018