Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete

hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger

by anonymous June 15, 2023

Hood balance

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

Hood Condom

When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.

Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom

by 562_Grito April 26, 2021

Maddy Hood

This is when you have a bad trip on marijuana and proceed to call the cops on yourself and shower in your blue jeans before walking around your yard screaming I am in a time warp

Dude, I got some strong stuff this weekend and it made me go completely Maddy Hood

by M4jicm4n November 16, 2021

Hood mentality

Will flack

Ross: Will struts around with his hood mentality because of his strangely coloured football friends

by Rossykins69 April 21, 2022

Hooded Fichner

A scary ruthless mythical creature who haunts kids by blocking all games and draining their iPad percentage before school

Why is floppy bird blocked on my iPad? Hooded Fichner must be watching me

by SamuelMyers January 20, 2021

Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023