Eye Candy

Eye Candy is something that pleasures your eyes.
For example, when you spot a really thicc girl.

Eye Candy 4 o clock
I repeat
Eye Candy 4 o clock

by Pumpkinass June 2, 2019

Crotch Candy

Calcified toilet paper bits clumped together in the crotch

Had a nasty bit of Crotch Candy going on...

by Bespen May 28, 2018

Heart Candy

A type of candy that is given out at Valentine's day and taste like drywall

Wow this Heart Candy taste like Tums

by Mr. Suicidal February 27, 2020

Trans candy

And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.

Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

swamp candy

The by-product of swamp ass.

After an extended period of time in the jungle, Joe was chafed by the abundance of swamp candy in his ass.

by Durland D Wood November 24, 2017

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

Candy Hug

Candy Hug- A quick embrace that lifts your whole day

She came in out of nowhere and gave me a candy hug, really made my whole day..

by DeserTynker September 7, 2021