Cookie Sniff

The action in witch an individual swipes his (or her) right hand across his genitals, sniffs his hand and proceeds to say “Oh yeeah pretty good”

OMG, timmy totally hit a cookie sniff in front of my parents today!

by CookieSniffTimmy January 20, 2022

Cookie Shame

Excessive consumption of cookies during the holidays, resulting in a profound sense of shame that somehow cannot prevent you from eating more cookies.

After devouring sugar cookies for breakfast, again, the feeling of Cookie Shame sets in.

by nutsong December 22, 2013

cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013

fish cookie

When you fart in your hand and swiftly deliver said fart to the face of your nearest victim for their olfactory delight.

Oh man...he fish cookied me and it smelled like Big Foots dick.

by PurplePotatoe March 6, 2016

Cookies & Creme

When a man ejaculates into an Oreo™ cookie and forces himself to eat it whilst dipping it into a cup of his own "milk".

Jackson was so hungry and horny last night that he did a Cookies & Creme on himself.

by Problemo Pan February 4, 2021

cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time

Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips

Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie

by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 15, 2018