A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.

Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014

creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine

"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"

by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023

pug willy

Pug willy is a really funny pug and he's stupid sometimes he was born in the 1880's.

pug willys is funny.

by pugs's are cute December 12, 2020

Willy Glove

Condoms! A common form of male contraception

"Please wear a willy glove darling, i don't want your HIV"

by dan1989 February 6, 2009

Willy's Wonderland

Willy's Wonderland is a horror/comedy movie. Yes. It's both. Willy's Wonderland consists of a janitor guy, an orphaned teenage arsonist, her friends, a shitty sheriff, a shitty cop, a maniacic car theif, his partner, and 8 homicidal animatronics named Willy Weasel, Arty Alligator, Cammy Chameleon, Ozzie Ostrich, Knighty Knight, Tito Turtle, Gus Gorilla, and Siren Sara, with souls in them. This movie is pretty much fnaf on crack, with some differences. So yeah, it's a good, fucked up movie.

Willy's Wonderland is a really sucked up movie

by IWantABrick June 14, 2022

paperbag willy

drinking any type of alcoholic drink concealed inside a paperbag, beer, booze etc..

Due, did you have to paperbag willy that ice house? We are 2 minutes from the house..

by C.J. Thomas February 22, 2009