Walking Vagina

A walking vagina is a girl who hangs out with guys just to be a girl. there is no point to her existance. she is only there because she has a vagina. she does not engage is group activities properly, just walks around like a ditz.

Walking Vaginas usually travel in packs of three or so.

Those walking vaginas aren't even wearing eye-wear to the airsoft match.

by Erin yo September 8, 2006

musical vagina

Taken from the game musical chairs; however in this game a girl/girls go around a room full of guys hoping on and off their penis'.

(male-male convo) Hey man I'm bored as hell, how bout calling some girls you know to come thru for a game of musical vagina.
(male-female convo) How bout you stop wasting time and lets get this musical vagina thing crackin'!

by BloggerDummies January 31, 2008

vagina geyser

during sex when a girl squirts and it gushes like a geyser :)

Susan: Ahh ahhhhh!
Bob: Damn what a vagina geyser! My whole room's wet!
:)

by chance and conner are gay July 20, 2007

Cement vagina

When a woman Won't put out no matter how hard you try, it wont open unless you break it (rape)

Person 1: I wanna fuck that girl Linda

Person 2: Good luck, i heard she has a cement vagina

Person 1: Well i have a jackhammer penis

by Icoinedthat May 9, 2009

Vagina Badger

Someone that who has easy access to vagina.

Eric Sundell you really are quite the vagina badger!

by Esundell June 9, 2009

vagina-puppet

A male who allows himself to be controlled by a female. Said individual will sacrifice all reason, dignity, and self-respect in order to satisfy his vaginal overlord.

Since meeting Angeline Jolie, Brad Pitt has become a real vagina-puppet.

by Brill Mare February 7, 2007

Vagina Brine

The sweet, sweet nectar milked from a plump vagina. The characteristically salty dew is often milked from a tasty looking snoot snout into a gravy boat.

Typically, at this point you would bathe your tasty, tasty meat chunks in the brine in order to maximise the vulva sensation and whiten teeth.

Not to be confused with pickled coupons.

Noun:
"I can't believe Maurice Miller said my Vagina Brine was bitter and bland, he knows for a fact that my juice is the spiciest and most succulent in all the fire station!"

"The man with Vagina Brine in his moustache has some very nice trousers, I wonder if he'd trade them for my pointy axe that is brown?" Asked Jenny Cuntingham.

My penis feels very soft after soaking in your Vagina Brine.

by Gary Berghoff! March 30, 2009