Will 'Willy' White

William Paul White is an Irish professional gangster yo and is known to the streets as "Tha Colossal Willy".

Will once had a heart attack and his heart lost.

Will once drowned a fish.

Will once got Covid and he made Covid go into lockdown.

When Will drops rizz he makes sure it doesn't get back up.

Ghosts tell scary stories about Will White at camp fires.

When Will crosses the road cars look both ways.
Dinosours once talked shit about Will, where are the dinosours are now?

Damn Will 'Willy' White got that dawg in him!

by arnold12345 November 12, 2022

Willis Family

This will be the best family you'll ever meet, so kind and caring .Well you cant really say that these type of people do bad in school . The girls are goodie toushous but struggle

OMDZZZZZ its the willis family im hard

by Winsywilis May 5, 2020

creatine willy

Soft or flacid penis caused by the excessive consumption of creatine

"That dudeman has just started horsing the supplements and has a serious case of creatine willy"

by Magoo1984 March 3, 2023

Narel Willis

W mans the best person in the world fuck is you talkin bout

Be like a Narel Willis

by narelwillis February 5, 2022

A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.

Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014