mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats
I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.
by Lisiunia August 11, 2023
Get the chairedmug. An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.
The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.
Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.
Milly: What is that horrible smell?
Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.
Milly: What is that horrible smell?
Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020
Get the Chairmug. "Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013
Get the school chairmug. by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
Get the The Jizz Chairmug. Shotgun seat of a car, a.k.a the passenger seat in the front of a car.
The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.
The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.
Josh yelled to Ben, "I got shotgun chair Shotgun" while running towards the car.
Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.
Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.
by The ManWithThePlan April 15, 2014
Get the Shotgun Chairmug. A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.
Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.
by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022
Get the milking chairmug. by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020
Get the Chair legsmug.