Crack Straw

When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw

Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it

Average joe : she’s dead

by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021

Lame crack

A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')

Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.

John: Word.

by Urban definer August 1, 2012

Crack Dream

A crazy and unbelievable hope/ambition that one has while under the influence of crack cocaine.

Stoner 1:"One day I'll be as rich as Bill Gates!"

Stoner 2: "Man, that's a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar September 13, 2020

Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

Pleasure Crack

The female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!

by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008

crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.

Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.

by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007