Sausage Wallet

The type of person who resembles a wallet full of sausages and acts in the same manner.

Can be defined as a disgusting individual doing nothings for society

definite SW

She's a massive sausage wallet

Not DGT

by djbuggy November 3, 2011

Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos August 21, 2016

salty sausage

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017

sausage quest

A person actively seeking the company of numerous buff men.

John went to the gym earlier on a total sausage quest.

by J.P. Pennypacker January 18, 2008

cum sausage

The act of cumming into a cylindrical tube letting it dry and deepthroating another person with it

I made my girlfriend swallow my cum sausage.

by Thewankman February 27, 2017

sausage wallet

The word sausage wallet can be used to describe a girl that has alot of sex with different guys

"man jessica is a sausage wallet she had sex with 40 differnt guys"

by djfuck October 30, 2008

Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009