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juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 16, 2018
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Juan Carlo De La Serna

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.
Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.
by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021
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Juan

The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.
Juan: Hola! It's Juan!

Jerron: Fuck.

*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*

Tyler: SCATTER!

*Everyone runs for the hills*

Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!
by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017
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Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.
Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020
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Juan

Juan is a nice guy sometimes he gets jealous but He got his heart broken two times
Juan went to the bar and got his heart broken
by Heartbroken1235 December 12, 2019
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philip nicholas juan

Philip Nicholas Juan (born May 20,1984), better known by his stage name 'Philly Nicks' is an American clothing designer and entrepreneur.

Philip Nicholas Juan is the creator of Rich Life Brand (he then partnered with Bee Nguyen), Co-Owner of "The Daily Hustle" clothing boutique in his home town of West Covina, Founder of The Nicks Agency and is Brand Specialist and Web Designer for Armadale Vodka.
money don't grow on trees, but rich life money is for is gees on gees. Philip Nicholas Juan started these things!
by mrdefincool November 2, 2013
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Juan

In the meme subreddits (Reddit categories), Juan is a black horse on a balcony, and can be used to designate a horse on a balcony
Person 1: there's a horse on this balcony

Person 2:yeah, some people call it a Juan
by Super_Salty_Boi November 3, 2020
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