When you nut on your girlfriend's back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom
"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback in a row. I'm so over this curse"
by Theresa Jiles August 4, 2025
Get the Chicago Wetbackmug. A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.
by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021
Get the Chicago agriculture high schoolmug. Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
Get the Chicago Mayormug. When something gets the shit beat out of it and you have no idea what the hell just happened, but shit got fucked up!
We went to the tavern to grab some pizza and beers, next thing you know is you’re waking up in bed not knowing how you got there and what the hell even happened to you. The Chicago Leprechauns made a visit and fucked your shit up!
by Joosey August 28, 2025
Get the Chicago Leprechaunsmug. Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”
by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023
Get the Chicago housing authoritymug. The team people are thought to be insane if they root for after over a hundred years of no titles or championships, and people still root for them anyway, because winning is not the point of everything in life.
Not many other sports teams would keep people rooting for them after not winning for so many years, a lot of people would abandon a different team than the Chicago Cubs.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
Get the Chicago Cubsmug. A goon who roams the streets around 3:00 am looking to start some bad shit that will hurt the community.
by Mr. Love gee September 2, 2016
Get the chicago knightmug.