late night high five

Late night high fives, it’s a late night and the only girl you can get with is a high 5...

Dude 1: Bruh why are you still up
Dude 2: you know I’m just out getting a late night high five

by he April 22, 2020

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ford city high school

A school located in Ford City, PA. I went there from fall 2012 to spring 2015. It was warm and welcoming. I met some lifelong friends there. The school was over a hundred years old and felt like home. That was before the inbred, tyrannical, conceited, river rats of Kittanning decided to close it and open a piece of shit school that does not deserve to be named here.

Person: Hey I heard that guy had an enriching and memorable high school experience where they formed great friendships and got a quality education.

Other Person: Yeah, he went to Ford City High School

by youraveragewoketardfeminist23 November 21, 2019

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Swain County High School

A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities.

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by picoritdidnthappen February 24, 2018

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Pleasant Valley Junior High

This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.

friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.

friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.

by noraleigh18 March 7, 2019

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